Brands Won't Leave Me Alone

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    Jarvis Johnson

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    Somebody come get these brands

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Jarvis Johnson
Jarvis Johnson

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2 kuukautta sitten
adriane bray
adriane bray

lol i found this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLnSmEMaP_A

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M Dog
M Dog

Personally of a Con Artist

16 päivää sitten
Thedogboi
Thedogboi

Heck yeah

17 päivää sitten
Promise Mairaro
Promise Mairaro

hey Jarvis could you make a video about this dude called Guava juice

17 päivää sitten
Thedogboi
Thedogboi

@J S :)

17 päivää sitten
Rohan Kumar
Rohan Kumar

What happened to the tech channel?

8 tuntia sitten
Reid Martinez
Reid Martinez

But dude Duke from Bush’s baked beans commented back to me and it made my day. All the other brands suck! Except slim Jim which also said they loved me so it seems rude to hate them.

2 päivää sitten
Ace of Spades
Ace of Spades

Play the KFC dating sim. Do it-

4 päivää sitten
Jade Oreo
Jade Oreo

Yess make jarvis do it

14 tuntia sitten
David Wugofski
David Wugofski

KFC creates deliberately memeable content to prompt content creators to comment on them. It’s the same sort of strategy as deliberately-cringe tiktok-/youtubers. You can reach millions with less money by making an absurd Lifetime movie than by buying adspace online.

4 päivää sitten
frankierosapple_
frankierosapple_

4:49 I follow Wendy’s on Wattpad. As a writer, Wattpad is my life purpose.

5 päivää sitten
C R A F T Y C R E A T I O N S
C R A F T Y C R E A T I O N S

Please keep making these videos there so funny

6 päivää sitten
Windixie
Windixie

A KFC console will still have more games then the new X Box (Also does anyone remember when jake from State Farm was a fat white guy or was that just me)

6 päivää sitten
gnarlysWan
gnarlysWan

How did Jarvis not know about the dating sim I've known about it for like what feels like years. I waited for it to come out, and then my friend bought it and we played it.

7 päivää sitten
yasma
yasma

i like the way you smell

8 päivää sitten
Puppyplaze
Puppyplaze

The rubiks cube on your t shirt in the add has the right color scheme

8 päivää sitten
Elan Wan
Elan Wan

no.

9 päivää sitten
Cory D
Cory D

We can also talk about how most of these massive brands pay their employees less than a living wage

9 päivää sitten
Rudolph Sketchbook
Rudolph Sketchbook

I don't know how I feel about this video either

9 päivää sitten
Doodle DeVore
Doodle DeVore

Hold on... is everyone gonna ignore that Looney Toons asked to be in the video?..

10 päivää sitten
Mak DeMoney
Mak DeMoney

2:15 thats stupid idc if the brand says it ill keep playing like that cuz frick that bruh

10 päivää sitten
Thedogboi
Thedogboi

Alison Miller huh Someone has been watch karate kid

10 päivää sitten
Madyson Castillo
Madyson Castillo

I will edit this comment when something big happens later this year to make it look like I predicted the future

12 päivää sitten
Tom Boy Town
Tom Boy Town

Gosh I just had KFC. It's everywhere

13 päivää sitten
Rose Hearts
Rose Hearts

Kum & Go really just replied with their own name not even trying. Looney Toons is as desperate to stay relevant like their multiple reboots of bugs bunny. DUDE Wipes really bragging about being second and I have never heard of them before. Webster just thirsty. These marketing teams are just wow

13 päivää sitten
bread bread
bread bread

watching jarvis make fun of tampa as i sit in tampa

13 päivää sitten
Articz7
Articz7

Van van is definitely a jojo reference

13 päivää sitten
Nathan Gee
Nathan Gee

Um I just got a KFC ad while you were checking out the KFC game. The ad even said “did someone say KFC?” Send help.

13 päivää sitten
Tyler lorig
Tyler lorig

do vegan teacher

13 päivää sitten
anonymousdratini
anonymousdratini

I sure hope these brands give the people enslaved to do their twitter advertising health insurance.

14 päivää sitten
joe refgurd
joe refgurd

I had a simplisafe add right before this vid

14 päivää sitten
Truest Emich
Truest Emich

I have adds for kfc

14 päivää sitten
Great Guy
Great Guy

This video is so fucking boring

15 päivää sitten
Lewis Maddox
Lewis Maddox

the kfc dating sim is actually good lmao. also i hope that console is real tbh because stuff thats literally not on brand is what i live for

15 päivää sitten
Ryan Sproviero
Ryan Sproviero

Sorry to do this but SimpliSafe is garbage that can be bypassed with a $2 transmitter. The Lock Pick Lawyer did a video. Consult a professional for your security needs.

15 päivää sitten
Emerald Creeper
Emerald Creeper

Jarvis, more like......Barvis

16 päivää sitten
AnimalCrossingJack
AnimalCrossingJack

I love your videos I've been binge watching a lot of them and they are hilarious. Keep up the good work!

16 päivää sitten
Cupcake Without The Icing
Cupcake Without The Icing

The Facebook Uno on Messengers literally has a mode in which you stack +2 and +4 cards. They can't enforce rules only when they believe it's convenient

16 päivää sitten
Promise Mairaro
Promise Mairaro

hey Jarvis could you make a video about this dude called Guava juice

17 päivää sitten
Harry Louiston
Harry Louiston

Say "I'm going to get milk from the store" then goto14:45

18 päivää sitten
JeneX Art Studio
JeneX Art Studio

I am from the future the kfconsole never happened (never mind it does exist I’m terrified)

18 päivää sitten
Shreks Bussy
Shreks Bussy

Is Wendy's lore... On wattpad

18 päivää sitten
Allison Turner
Allison Turner

I promise you no one hates brand twitter more than the people running brand twitter. Most brands being funny is because the people writing it genuinely think its fun to do and makes their work day a little less dull. I work in marketing, and I promise that most of this branded content/stunt work is done in earnest. Yes, we want to sell things, but we want to entertain the audience first and foremost. We just want to entertain/amuse/etc. Sure, it gets us earned media (free content where people talk about us), but we do genuinely want to make something that the people seeing it enjoy. A motto many of us use is "if its not beautiful, inspirational, educational, useful, or entertaining, don't make it." Also for anyone who is curious how brands find content that mentions them/is relevant all the time, there are tools called Social Listening Tools that allow you to write up queries that then crawl all public sites for content that mentions whatever it is you wrote the query to find. Then the tool collates all mentions of whatever you were searching for in one place, and someone at the company checks that daily. The tool allows you to reply/retweet/share immediately and that's how the magic happens. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk!

19 päivää sitten
Royal Berger 26
Royal Berger 26

I'll never fucking eat KFC but I will play that dating sim for the rest of my life its amazing

19 päivää sitten
ew
ew

idk maybe kfc stands for ‘kiss fucking chicken’. honestly don’t know though. they’re so into dating and stuff so...

19 päivää sitten
SoJuicee
SoJuicee

I have a friend that was named after vulveta, her name is Luvetta

19 päivää sitten
wooblydooblygod
wooblydooblygod

I wached a guy do an advert for simplysafe, while he owns a gun factory and there are guns all throughout his housr

20 päivää sitten
Butters
Butters

Is it legal to put a simply safe camera on my apartment door...... probably not :(

20 päivää sitten
Japeth Barnett
Japeth Barnett

You got 1.4 mil subs now bruh. Shut the f up bish. I'm watching this and eatimg beans while my girl passes out of the zans. Happy New Year nerds. Ily

20 päivää sitten
Penny Wilson
Penny Wilson

Ngl you kinda look like Jake from state farm

21 päivä sitten
Night Wolf
Night Wolf

Every single brand these days reminds me of that episode of community where Subway took human form

21 päivä sitten
RepublicanGuard
RepublicanGuard

Hey Jarvis from Marvel

21 päivä sitten
BatCatDickBabsJayTimSteph CassDukeKateLukeHarlHel
BatCatDickBabsJayTimSteph CassDukeKateLukeHarlHel

My anxiety won't leave me alone either

21 päivä sitten
Max Tee
Max Tee

Slim jim instagram is on another level. They always comment on posts from meme accounts which is wild to me... but not as wild as the flavor of slim jims. Find them at a gas station near you

22 päivää sitten
DimTheŁightzØut
DimTheŁightzØut

Jarvis should make a shirt saying “crying my best” instead of “trying my best”

22 päivää sitten
Bande Taiwo
Bande Taiwo

i was also jake from state farm for halloween!

23 päivää sitten
Keigo Takami
Keigo Takami

Jarvis x slim jim

24 päivää sitten
Keigo Takami
Keigo Takami

I want someone to take these tweets and just make a animated video or a comic about them

24 päivää sitten
Keigo Takami
Keigo Takami

We love the glow jarvis.

24 päivää sitten
ᴋᴜʀᴏᴍɪ
ᴋᴜʀᴏᴍɪ

When McDonald's is as depressed as their employees.

24 päivää sitten
Rons Lens
Rons Lens

Just followed you on the Twitter.

24 päivää sitten
Sphynx have Feelings
Sphynx have Feelings

:'(

25 päivää sitten
Sav _Smil3
Sav _Smil3

I want kfc now

25 päivää sitten
Rowen Taylor
Rowen Taylor

Keep talking about this it is entertaining

27 päivää sitten
2 Bagels 1 Toaster
2 Bagels 1 Toaster

This year is a fucking fever dream

27 päivää sitten
Cayden
Cayden

Wait, Uno has rules?💀

28 päivää sitten
Caylum Favel
Caylum Favel

To sum up the videos "THE GANG IS ALL HERE"

28 päivää sitten
Van Nguyen
Van Nguyen

Why is my name on a KFC dating game...

29 päivää sitten
Gee Whiz
Gee Whiz

I LOVE that you have will grayson will grayson! Such a good read :))

29 päivää sitten
Ice Frostz
Ice Frostz

*slim jim wants to eat ur meat*

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Salty_C
Salty_C

Me: checking 5 minute crafts* 5 minute crafts: *somehow has crafts that you could use for christmas* Me: *JARVIIIIS*

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Heavy_hitter
Heavy_hitter

Black Ted Nivison

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Heavy_hitter
Heavy_hitter

Black Ted Nivison with a cleft pallete

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TheGamerChair YT
TheGamerChair YT

Hey jarvis when you gonna release some NERD merch

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hammy the hamster
hammy the hamster

I lost my tooth watching this video

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issa me evil dora
issa me evil dora

Are u dead?

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Cyprian Mugarura
Cyprian Mugarura

I cant focus on anything but that glaring speck of dust on his eyelash😭

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ピチューec
ピチューec

You do look like jake ngl

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Daniel Alvarado
Daniel Alvarado

van van is a jojo character

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juicy coochie gang
juicy coochie gang

Funny how after just watching this KFC’s thirst trap movie is becoming popular🙈

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Salty Squid
Salty Squid

Me and My Little cousin Discovered This Game While I was Rolling through Steam, The Game is Actually Funny as Hell But it's also Kinda Eh- Because they genuinely Expect you to fall In love with Sanders, You can kiss the dude and whatnot and I don't know about you guys but watching my 11 Year old Cousin Choose the Kiss Option Didn't feel right.

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Sephiroth Jenkins
Sephiroth Jenkins

This is likely my favorite video on the channel

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Lyrcheylap
Lyrcheylap

The steak-umm one is interesting because they said “meat a bottom line” which is like oh ok.. typo. But considering that these post go through several layers of editing, prob on purpose. Because why? Because now subconsciously your thinking of meat=steak-umm and they’ve just advertised to you while calling out other brands and making themselves look like good guys. Marketing is wild

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BxbblxzTV
BxbblxzTV

You are weird so what if actually happened is fake it was interesting

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AI Totem
AI Totem

U up?

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I don't know Will_hubbygang
I don't know Will_hubbygang

You need to do another actually happened video there’s one that says I hid inside my teacher and found her dark secret yes you read that right INSIDE

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PlayWorks
PlayWorks

i bought ur trying my best hoodie and failed an exam. the teacher told me to try harder cause i was wearing that hoodie. bruh.

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Chris Hawkes
Chris Hawkes

Congrats bro

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czerwony kwadrat
czerwony kwadrat

Today I learned that our boi Jarvis is beefsexual

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Luis Ventura Jr
Luis Ventura Jr

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Finite Operator
Finite Operator

Bro brands love jarvis

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carter lyons
carter lyons

Yes.

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Al The Tutor
Al The Tutor

I say, unless you actually like them, stop giving them what they want. Even if others will. Even if you also benefit from it. One rule I always keep in mind is that the only way a company gives you benefits for doing something that helps them is if they're get something better in return. From there, it's a matter of whether you think they deserve that benefit, or can at least live with the idea of them getting it.

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Tohru in the Bronxx
Tohru in the Bronxx

I stopped thinking about bagel bites when they stopped making the breakfast ones 😡😡😡

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Ace
Ace

Nobody: Not a soul: not even wendys: Bagel bites: *Mistaeks*

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Brayden
Brayden

RIP r/unnamedfanbase

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Boodah Luver
Boodah Luver

I can't believe THEE Looney Tunes tweeted you... and I can't believe they even HAVE a twitter. You do realize they've been making cartoons since some people's GREAT GRANDPARENTS were kids, and they not only found your tweet (somehow) but they also tweeted you. Thats actually remarkable Jarvis, I'm amazed & impressed by that alone 😂

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Smokey Brown
Smokey Brown

Is it me or does Jarvis look like the new jake from State Farm.

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Dantiel82
Dantiel82

Ok

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awesomedude 555
awesomedude 555

As much as it is feeding into what brands want, I really did enjoy this video. You do whatever you want to, though, man.

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Sugoi Stalin
Sugoi Stalin

Is it fanfiction if the brand writes about themselves?

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Onepiece barca
Onepiece barca

Haven't been here since there was a gap somewhere in the middle

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Ken S.
Ken S.

I am brand.

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DogFriess
DogFriess

Jarvis looks like Jake from State Farm

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TAWK STUDIOS
TAWK STUDIOS

https://youtu.be/ddU60HaFL0k

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Never ending Lute
Never ending Lute

KFC dating sim sent me to turbo hell and back

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